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FUGUE STATE.

The indistinct ramblings from a fickle romantic, aspiring asshole and fleeting pervert. It goes without saying that this blog is 18+ and will contain shit that may offend. You can leave, if you're easily offended.

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When I’m out of town and I overhear someone saying they live in Chicago

soyeahduh:

Me when they are from any area in the city:

me when they live in the burbs:

me when they are from Southbend, IN:

So many people from NWI claim it…

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17797

Its so true…
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17797

Its so true…
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When I forget my ipass

soyeahduh:

Every time!

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dating in Chicago

soyeahduh:

EVERY. GIRL. I’VE. DATED.

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When I find out someone buys groceries at ALDI

soyeahduh:

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When the DJ plays “this is how we do it”

soyeahduh:

Wrigleyville girls are all like:

Lincoln Park girls are all like:

River North girls are all like:

Wicker Park girls are all like:

Roscoe Village Girls are all like:

HAHAHA!!!!

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AT&T service in Chicago

soyeahduh:

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online dating in Chicago

soyeahduh:

NOkayCupid.

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